[BobBarker] I could buy dude wipes if i wanted to but i just get great value

[TexasSI] Thing about those is you have to use more then possibly flush twice. You lose on wipes AND water.

[BobBarker] oh no, not water

[TexasSI] just daily shitter thoughts

[TexasSI] I also value wipe

[A_Mantis] I fold the wipe in half then wipe again to double my value

[BobBarker] flip it over too

[dirtys13drifta] Guys, have I got an opprtunity for you all

[dirtys13drifta] I know you've all been asking, how can I get that swirls cache

[dirtys13drifta] So the business is a sure thing:

[dirtys13drifta] Step 1: collect underpants

[dirtys13drifta] step 2

[dirtys13drifta] step 3: profit

[TexasSI] I got some old Nauticas I can send your way. Pm me./ lmk.

[BobBarker] I’m giving CSi an opportunity to invest in me. please shoot me a PM if you’d like to know more

[A_Mantis] Your monthly subscription to the Bob Box earns you 3 Waterburgers, unlimited Tesla charging at any Buc-ee’s location, and free parking in front of Bob’s house

[A_Mantis] Subscribe in the next 30min and we’ll throw in a month’s supply of Dude Wipes

[BobBarker] wow, that’s an oddly specific list of bennies

[TexasSI] Whata!

[BobBarker] worter

[BobBarker] May need a breakfast water burger

[A_Mantis] Whataburger had a breakfast sandwich called BOB (Breakfast On a Bun)

[BobBarker] texas toast option?

[BobBarker] other than that, FJB

[Rex B16] who we fuckin?

[BobBarker] probably some woman that looks like daisy, lol

[Rex B16] as long as she has a fat ass like the shannon sharpe broad

[Rex B16] imma bring my own lawyer tho

[Rex B16] NDAs on fleek

[Rex B16] lol