i don't... those guys drive like old people fuck

i'd rather drive a cheap slow car fast then try to go floss my shit like pakisho on some gay internet sunday drive video

edit: yeah i'm jealous but it's more like i'm mad that those cars don't get driven the right way

no, i watched the first 20 seconds, got upset and decided to jump to conclusions instead

my bandwidth connection is not baller enough to get through all of it

blah blah blah

I give you three weeks before you're sucking some guys face for a better deal on a carbon fiber door handle for your porsche. And note the lack of pakisho in that vid. I dont roll like that since about a year ago, not that its any of your concern. I hang out with people so baller that we've even transcended flashing our bankrolls on the internet. I could tell you the next level of internet greatness, but your head would explode just like your buttsexing buddies avatar.

Happy drifting.

you don't "roll like that" since you did one track day in your vette? cool story schumacher

see the proper thing to do would be to ignore shit like this when it comes up. do you sit around searching for your name on the internet? took you 10 minutes to swoop in on this thread like a vulture. face it, you're a bottom feeding internet douche

besides i suck dick for free, not like i need discounts on car parts as incentive

One track day that I posted about, highroller, and educate me again on what proper internet etiquette is, doucharina? The "proper" thing would be to get off my hairy nuts and go back to fapping over half built 240s on youtube. I have no interest in you, but you seem to want to ride the paki train all damn day. Well, you cant. Get the fuck off.

And lets keep it to one reply this time, if you think of more ubercool points to make after hitting reply, the "proper" move is the edit button.

you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.

Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?

This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Word vomit e-thugging.

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here

I think I found STANGMAN.

it's about as real as your dyno sheet

OH SNAP

paki kids who still live at home are not ballers.