[randomosity] Are you tarrif-fied?

[BobBarker] Ford Tore Ass

[A_Mantis] They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats

[TexasSI] Philly in da’ houuuse!

[TexasSI] worst philly EVER

[Rex B16] i'll show you a phillu

[Rex B16] impossibru!

[BobBarker] my bizkit iz limp

[TexasSI] Tranny?

[BobBarker] hmmmm idk

[A_Mantis] BRB, gotta go wash the dishes before I wash the dishes

[BobBarker] ok ok

[A_Mantis] *warsh

[BobBarker] Water burger

[BobBarker] named after the explosive diarrhea that is to ensue

[BobBarker] jk, it's not Wendy's

[TexasSI] When deez..

[BobBarker] wat dat 401k do

[BobBarker] buy more shares with the same contribution, i guess

[BobBarker] wat dat oil price do?

[A_Mantis] Also wut dat Social Security do. Looks like imma be working until I’m 160

[TexasSI] Time to pull out!

[BobBarker] what dat Chevron “High Value Engineering Center” in India do?

[A_Mantis] Lettuce fight over dishwasher detergent

[BobBarker] ok, let’s!

[A_Mantis] Cascade > *

[BobBarker] thats what I’m using now, powdered

[BobBarker] PANICANS

[TexasSI] WAT!

[BobBarker] mealworm lookin ass